Does This Mean She ain't Pure?
Oh she's pure alright. Sheeeit yeah. Pure as
Brady of Springville and Carson of Athens are The Bama Fan of the Week. That's right..."Fan" singular. Because when you get married at Bryant Denny Stadium, two Tiders become one.
Don't be confused. They didn't have their reception at the home field of the Tide! That would be silly. They had the ceremony there.
This storybook couple met at Alabama Band-camp. Carson (the girl) played the mellophone (marching french-horn, of course), while Brady (the guy) played the tuba. So, what better place to get hitched than the newly expanded, upper deck luxury boxes of Bryant Denny called "The Zone." (Sounds a lot cooler than First Baptist Church, right?)
After saying their wedding vows, the couple left The Zone for about five minutes (obviously consumating in the mens room). No one was sure what would happen next.
They returned as Alabama's fight song played. The guests grabbed shakers and formed two rows for them to walk through.
Wow. Sounds like they rivaled the Federline wedding in the class department. Even so, it sucks for you. This was the first and last wedding in "The Zone." Mal Moore had to fire the event staff to pay Saban. Yeah, you might be cryin' now, but it'll all be worth it when The Tide wins that 13th Nashnal Champyunship.
I can't put my finger on it, but her dad looks drunk
Source: Decatur Daily
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