Mal's Convo with Shula

Here's a transcript of a conversation between Tide Athletic Director, Mal Moore and Head Coach/Offensive Guru, Mike Shula, after last weekend's big Vandy win




Note: Chotchkie's Manager played by Alabama A.D. Mal Moore while Jennifer Aniston's character is played by Mike Shula...


Mal Moore: "We need to talk about your offense."

Mike Shula: "Really? I-I scored 13 points on Vandy. We also-"

Moore: "Well, 13 was the minimum, okay?"

Shula: "Oh, okay."

Moore: "Now, you know, it's up to you whether or not you wanna just do the bare minimum or, uh-- Well, like Tommy, for example... he put 34 on State this past weekend, he covered the spread, and he has a terrific smile."

Shula: "Okay, so you want me to score more?"

Moore: "Look, Mikey--"

Shula: "Yeah?"

Moore: "People can watch a football game anywhere, okay? They come to Bama games for the class and the tradition. Okay? That's what the scoring's about. It's about a upholding that classy winning tradition."

Shula: "Yeah. Okay, so more then, yeah?"

Moore: "Look, we want you to express yourself. Okay? Now, if you feel that the bare minimum is enough, then okay. But some people choose to score more and we encourage that. Okay? You do wanna express yourself, don't you?"

Shula: "Y-Yeah."

Moore: "Okay, great, great. That's all I ask."

Shula: "Okay."



Shula, seen here displaying all the comfort and confidence of irritable bowel syndrome