Alabama Recently Named "The Best University in the World"

Harvard's Shaking in Its Topsiders

"I know coach Croom wanted me to be there. He was very disappointed when I decided to come to the best university in the world."

This comes to us, according to a new study headed up by Tuscaloosa Scholar-Athlete, Jimmy Johns.

The Tider Nation emphatically agrees with the study, on the basis of "the overall Class of the University and... well...Bear Bryant." Interestingly enough, a majority of said fans have never attended a game or a class on the Tuscaloosa campus.

The Sophomoric Running Back, Johns, also went on to say, "This is where I want my son going. It's a football town. It has great tradition."

No word yet on Johns Jr's Achievement Test scores, but we're sure he will uphold that tradition of excellence...if/when he meets the Universities ever-so-selective standards.

Unfortunately, the Capstone can't celebrate this worldwide title for long...

The Ms. Universe pageant is less than a month away, and the competition from Uranus is surprisingly stiff.

I don't see Alabama on this list. Hmmm...Must be a mistake:


from TheTimesOnline