Monday, November 6, 2006

Football Playas Be Ballin'

A Disturbing Trend That is Sweeping The Nation



This is a PSA for all those football fans who are as Ignorant as I am. I've done some extensive research to determine just what the hell football players, of all shapes and sizes, are doing firing up pseudo-jump shots after big football plays.

As Ironic and witty as it all seems to be, I knew it had to be linked to the ever-brilliant Hip-Hop scene.

Since I consider myself to be somewhat of an adult... and rational, I don't follow the scene. While good background music while getting crunk at the club, Rap doesn't exactly lend to high levels of brain activity.

A few of the most common, repetitive themes:

A) I'm Rich, Bitch! - Look at Me

B) I'm Drunk and/or High - Look at Me

C) I've got Multiple Whores whom I Know in the Biblical Sense - Look at Me

D) I'm Somewhat Relevant - Look at Me

E) I'm Really, Painfully Good At Basketball...That's Why I Rap - Look at Me

F) There's No substance to My Life and/or Character and I'm Morally Bankrupt - Look at Me


Crap, I sound like somebody's Dad!

I guess I'm just jealous of these fellas who are ballin' out of control. Yep...I'm a Hater.

Anyways, It seems The New York Giants are bringing much undue notoriety to a Jim Jones (not #1, but #2, #3, and 4) song/video "We Fly High." (click here to see this groundbreaking video!)

Here's a few clips of this already tired maneuver that will surely make its way to a flag football game near you...


I can't wait to see Eli Manning fire one of these up on Sunday Night Football!


- NFL Players Shooting Jumpt Shots During Games? Blame Jim Jones

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