typical tebow tugger [credit: dan]
| 1. LSU | My wife, the Barn-ette, may not like this, but things are gonna get ugly down on the plains this weekend. LSU's beastly shaved apes have grown wary of appetizers. |
| 2. Florida | Bye week last week, but Gates somehow solidified this 2 spot. Look for Urban's boys to dominate UT in all phases once again. |
| 3. UGA | What is the dawg's problem with the Cocks? They looked like ass…ugly, ugly ass. Who knew Tons-of-fun Stafford could move like that? |
| 4. Alabama | Because of turdulent pre-season rankings, most folks think this team has been tested. They haven't, and don't look for that test to come this weekend in Fayettenam. |
| 5. Vanderbilt | The positive surprise of the young SEC season. To go bowling, Vandy must win only 3 of the 6 extremely winnable games left on their schedule (OM, AU, State, Duke, UK, & UT). |
| 6. Auburn | WTF? Really? |
| 7. Ole Miss | Shoulda beat the Samford Bulldogs by 40. Snead was off (2 picks) and that can't happen, even against Vanderbilt. Turnover margin is key to bowl season. |
| 8. Tennessee | UAB effing sucks, but the Vols beat them down quite effectively. BYU so very > UCLA > Tennesse is a polygamistic abomination. Congratulations on your life, Fulmer. |
| 9. Kentucky | The Wildcats just kinda suck this year. And while "kinda suckage" would get you the silver medal in the ACC, you're relegated to the bottom third of SEC (speed, bitches!) |
| 10. Cocks | Jeri needs to start holding out on him til they beat a program with a pulse. Wofford, this weekend, need not apply. |
| 11. Arkansas | Hurricane Ike delayed the debut of "Balls and Ass, Petrino Style" until this weekend, when Alabama eats another cupcake. |
| 12. State | How the hell does this team keep getting on TV week after week? Crooms: The non-narcotic, no risk of dependency sleep-aid. |
Think Tiger Pimp Nation, but with a splash of Douche
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