Bama Fan of the WTF?

So she's no Alana Collette, but that sure is a Bama "script A" (see: the Atlanta Braves original) on this young perpetrator's right cheek. Thanks to the keen eye of reader Joe Blow, we get this perplexing young lady, fresh from The Smoking Gun.

The website gives no real explanation, but we all know that a Bama tattoo, no matter how temporary, is considered probable cause for Meth abuse in 7 states and West Virginia. Ask a lawya.

If you're drunk, don't blow...and if you're tweakin' on hillbilly heroin, tell that pig "I'm obviously a Vandy alum and will have your badge if you continues this backtalk. And get your effing hands off my Trans-Am."

It's common sense really. RTR!!!

By the way, had to give credit to this stud from the same series...


Bama's sleeper linebacking sensation, LaPervis Griffin looks on

Bama Fan of the Week

Meth's a hell of a drug. As is Crimson Tide football. There's nothing quite like a fall Saturday stroll through the Bryant drive flea markets, eatin' funnel cake in my hounds tooth baseball cap, effed up on methamphetamine. I get all tachycardic just thinking about it.

Damn, that's some high quality photoshopage. I have several people to thank: EDSBS for the verbiage...To see more of this brand of dark, disturbing comedy visit The Great Barstoolio...and the heads up from Steven Godfrey. Not to mention the original source material: The Montana Meth Project - whose website has never been more popular. Go meth jokes!